it's true officer! they came for my life! with kitty ears! (Posts tagged catmeleon)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
martinjh999
technicallyblakebelladonna

i’m heavily biased but

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ilia amitola is the prettiest lesbian in rwby

anyway carry on

martinjh999

I’d agree but Yang might have something to say about it…! :)

I know we don’t know her sexuality yet but I do think she’s at least bi if not a lesbian…

Personally don’t mind either as she’s in love with Blake…

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technicallyblakebelladonna

this makes me think about yang and ilia “fighting” over the title of “prettiest lesbian” and it’s like this monthly thing where they have stupid competitions of different skills n stuff to see who gets bestowed the title for that month

blake judges. coco likes to cause chaos by arbitrarily switching between “competitor” and judge several times over the course of the competition. saphron and terra provide snacks and refreshments bc they prefer just to watch the youngins get into their shenanigans

sometimes either ilia or yang or both actually end up forfeiting bc they’re “the handsomest lesbian, actually” … which instead results in a whole other competition of completely new activities instead XD

Source: technicallyblakebelladonna
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branwyns

technicallyblakebelladonna asked:

(first sentence meme) Ilia's hand feels so warm and fits so perfectly in her hand and Blake never wants to let go.

branwyns answered:

Ilia’s hand feels so warm and fits so perfectly in her hand and Blake never wants to let go. She keeps her eyes straight ahead, not letting herself look down, in case Ilia catches her staring and pulls away.

“Hey, Blake?” Ilia says. Blake flicks her ear to show she’s listening. Ilia squeezes her hand tighter and Blake’s chest fills with warmth and light. “Can we stay like this…for a little while longer?”

Blake swallows hard, nods, and squeezes back.

rwby catmeleon ficlets LOVE THIS SO CUTE CAN WE STAY UGH MY HEART

branwyns asked:

"Ilia stepped into the living room of the house Blake had directed her to and her eyes were instantly drawn to the most beautiful, golden haired human she had ever seen."

send me a first sentence prompt and i’ll write the next five-ish sentences!

Ilia stepped into the living room of the house Blake had directed her to and her eyes were instantly drawn to the most beautiful, golden haired human she had ever seen. “Uh, Blake,” Ilia muttered under her breath, “I thought we were here to look at houses, not find a potential partner for-”

Blake cleared her throat loudly as they approached the blonde with the winning smile. “Ilia, dear, this is Miss Xiao Long - our realtor.”

“Please, just Yang is fine,” Yang said, reaching out to shake their hands warmly. She had a strong grip, the sort that was firm but not aggressive. It made Ilia a little weak in the knees. “You’re Blake and Ilia, I take it?”

Blake glanced over at Ilia, who was obviously struck dumb. “Yes, that’s correct. We’ve heard lovely things about this neighbourhood and decided we had to see for ourselves.”

“You have good taste,” Yang said with a sly wink. A grin quirked at the edges of her lips as she gestured towards the interior of the house. “Allow me to show you around the place.”

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girlbosssalem

Anonymous asked:

Someone said "Yang and ilia" and hello I have been summoned by the call of ember rainbow. Give it to me. I need. Ilia interacting with Yang in canon yes PLEASE

girlbosssalem answered:

oh my god is that their name?

i’d love almost nothing more than for them to meet tbh

technicallyblakebelladonna

fhskshghskghs love how you knew it was me i am if not but not predictable as fuck when it comes to ilia skfhsgkhsg

but yEAH my g od can you imagine the day… like i want ilia to meet the rest of team rwby in general, but ESPECIALLY yang, those gay bitches would be comedic pining GOLD over blake like oh my GOD – or by the time they meet the bees will be together and ilia can like, tell yang embarassing stories of blake’s childhood like the one time she- and blake would like muscle her into a big bear hug while slapping her hand over her mouth laughing awkwardly like “haha YEAH NO THAT’S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU AMITOLA”

(and then ofc ilia gets all smug like “so tell me, have her kissing skills improved?” and yang’s like “yeah she - waiT WHAT? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW??” / “awww what she never told you who her first kiss was? blake, i’m HURT!” and blake’s just in the corner F U M I N G and blushing like mad caught between wanting to LOVINGLY dump ilia into the ocean but also wanting to give in and like, reminisce with her)

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