not me once again drawing little scenes from my space au instead of writing it 😳😳
i’m heavily biased but
ilia amitola is the prettiest lesbian in rwby
anyway carry on
I’d agree but Yang might have something to say about it…! :)
I know we don’t know her sexuality yet but I do think she’s at least bi if not a lesbian…
Personally don’t mind either as she’s in love with Blake…
this makes me think about yang and ilia “fighting” over the title of “prettiest lesbian” and it’s like this monthly thing where they have stupid competitions of different skills n stuff to see who gets bestowed the title for that month
blake judges. coco likes to cause chaos by arbitrarily switching between “competitor” and judge several times over the course of the competition. saphron and terra provide snacks and refreshments bc they prefer just to watch the youngins get into their shenanigans
sometimes either ilia or yang or both actually end up forfeiting bc they’re “the handsomest lesbian, actually” … which instead results in a whole other competition of completely new activities instead XD
arryn zech, aka the living breathing version of the meme: you know what, fuck this! *bumbles your bees*
I know that when THE BEE KISS finally happens we’re all going to be totally unhinged, but I really appreciate that Arryn Zech is going to outstrip us all in the sheer degree of unhinged she will be
hello it’s missing Beacon Bees time
(featuring yang’s bad lesbian fashion sense and my failed attempts at hands)
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i've never posted anything here because i don’t really like my drawings that much but i’ve been trying to be nicer to myself regarding my creative attempts lately so…here you go?
branwyns asked:
"Ilia stepped into the living room of the house Blake had directed her to and her eyes were instantly drawn to the most beautiful, golden haired human she had ever seen."
send me a first sentence prompt and i’ll write the next five-ish sentences!
Ilia stepped into the living room of the house Blake had directed her to and her eyes were instantly drawn to the most beautiful, golden haired human she had ever seen. “Uh, Blake,” Ilia muttered under her breath, “I thought we were here to look at houses, not find a potential partner for-”
Blake cleared her throat loudly as they approached the blonde with the winning smile. “Ilia, dear, this is Miss Xiao Long - our realtor.”
“Please, just Yang is fine,” Yang said, reaching out to shake their hands warmly. She had a strong grip, the sort that was firm but not aggressive. It made Ilia a little weak in the knees. “You’re Blake and Ilia, I take it?”
Blake glanced over at Ilia, who was obviously struck dumb. “Yes, that’s correct. We’ve heard lovely things about this neighbourhood and decided we had to see for ourselves.”
“You have good taste,” Yang said with a sly wink. A grin quirked at the edges of her lips as she gestured towards the interior of the house. “Allow me to show you around the place.”
asheternal asked:
"You can't dress up as Macho Man in bed, Yang." Blake says.
send me a “first sentence” prompt and i’ll write the next five-ish sentences!
“You can’t dress up as Macho Man in bed, Yang,” Blake says. “You know you aren’t fooling anyone with that get up - and especially not me.”
Yang pouts, folding her arms - which makes a very impressive sight in that skintight yellow tanktop, Blake does have to admit. She wont give her the satisfaction of that particular knowledge right now, however. “I, wh- fooling-? I don’t know what you’re talking about, babe.”
“Don’t worry, sweetheart,” Blake says with a purr as she reaches up and snaps lazily at her tank strap. Yang hisses at the sudden sting against her already burning skin, freezing imperceptibly as Blake’s arms drape lazily over her shoulders. She smirks, showing the sharp tip of a single fang, and Yang can’t help but gulp in anticipation. “It’s just us here - and I promise I can keep a secret.”
bumbleby bachelor au
or alternatively: taking the ‘blake harem’ joke to its natural extreme
aka @sevens-evan‘s absolutely incredibly phenomenal au????
elliesgaymachete
